Best Short Jokes Ever - Exchange

The teenager approached the sales clerk in the dress shop with a large bag. “My mother likes this outfit — may I exchange it?

Stance issues

Roger and Charlie emerged from he clubhouse to tee off at the first hole, but Roger looked distracted.
“Anything the matter?” Charlie asked.
“Na, it’s just that I can’t stand the club pro,” Roger replied.
“He’s just been trying to correct my stance.”
“He’s only trying to help your game,” Charlie soothed.
“Yeah, but I was using the urinal at […]

Best Short Jokes Ever - Ice Fishing

One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, “There are no fish down there.”
He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”
He then walked about […]

Best Short Jokes Ever - A Poke

Dale Earnhart, Mark Martin and Gordon are all on a fishing trip. After a few hours and no bites, Dale jumps into the shallow water unzips and waves his jiggly worm around. Pow! A huge bass hits it and he walks to the bank, pokes it in the eye to make it release from his […]

Best Short Jokes Ever - Yeah,Would Happen

There once was a man who decided to go scuba diving one day. So he went to the deepest part of the beach, got on his gear, and went underwater. He decides to go down 20 feet, and there he sees another guy with no equipment on. The man thought this was strange but we […]

Best Short Jokes Ever - A Bad Mistake

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
“We […]

Best Short Jokes Ever - Buckeyes vs Wolverines!

In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating - “Play like champions today!”
There’s also one in the Michigan Wolverines locker room that says:
“Don’t forget your HELMET!”