Best Jokes Ever - Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris once crossed the road-
No one has ever dared to question his motives.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

There are no disabled people-
Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, He doesn't get wet...
The water gets Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands-
They are now known as The Islands.