Best Short Jokes Ever - ”Usenet is like Tetris

”Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.” — Computer
Museum (Boston)
”Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to the
jaw.” — Computer Museum (Boston)
”If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at
random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet […]