A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!”
The panda yells back […]
FREE JOKES MRS. PARTINGTON
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Mrs. Partington lately remarked to a legal friend: "If I owes a man a debt,
and makes him the lawless tenant of a blank bill, and he infuses to incept
it, ...
16 years ago
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